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132,090 notes condom:


damn

condom:

damn

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sakibatch:

altnonfic:

Feb 28, 2013 - By wearing different colored hats, over 2,600 employees at Genentech (in San Francisco) celebrated the 60th anniversary of the discovery of DNA

holy heck this is brilliant!

the science is strong in this one

ask-ashestorture-thedemonvampire:

sakibatch:

altnonfic:

Feb 28, 2013 - By wearing different colored hats, over 2,600 employees at Genentech (in San Francisco) celebrated the 60th anniversary of the discovery of DNA

holy heck this is brilliant!

the science is strong in this one

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itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

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161,852 notes emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

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sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

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seattle man. a local hero.

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

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abitofabadass:

for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”

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cutewizard:

My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends

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snarg:

its all fun and games until you fall in love with someone via internet 

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thebloggerbloggerfun:

I was volunteering at a Con a few weeks ago and I about died when we started going over the safety codes. 

Do you know what the code for a missing child is?

Do you?

Missing child. 

Think about it.

The code for a missing child. 

I’ll give you a hint.

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Code Adam.

The code for a missing child is Code Adam.

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#it's the same at Home Depot #apparently that's a common code