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mynameisgrey:

i’M SO SORRY

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You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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chronicallylate:

if you buy a cool car, know this:

  • with great horsepower comes great horseresponsibility

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mattsdebate:

seawitch43:

I wonder what dragon sees in donkey

I’d date donkey

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mya-the-butt-touch-octopus:

godoftheroads:

GUYS

THE WHOLE VERSION CAME OUT

i dont care whether you’re into homestuck or not, everyone needs to see this beautiful piece of animation

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#this is one of the only things I reblog every time I see it #its so good #hs #best
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angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

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[jimbenton]

tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

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#frick #yea
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well would you look at that

ejacutastic:

well would you look at that

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pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

image

Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.

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u-serist:

theroguefeminist:

batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic

How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way.  Just that statement by itself is baffling.

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#Troubled Child Stars

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takeiteasymountainface:

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#I was just kinda confused #cuz like #idk #I guess they just tried so hard to hide that big reveal #that it got so uncanon that it didn't even make sense #like #his name was John Blake in the movie #which I guess is supposed to be Tim Blake? #but even then it's not like robin is his real name #and since he never worked with batman #I kinda thought maybe he's gonna be nightlong? #except nightwing was Grayson #so idk #im not rly an expert on the comics or anything #but that's just going off of what I know #sn
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Theon and Asha ( Yara ) Greyjoy from Game of Thrones.

fictograph:

Theon and Asha ( Yara ) Greyjoy from Game of Thrones.

#got
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