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baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
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lordoftheswag:

did you just say the n word?

white person:

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I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

(via personguyman)

#art
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Our party pauses to discuss our methods and gain perspective

outofcontextdnd:

Paladin: Well, our tactics aren’t well thought out, we’re not the best at fighting.

Cleric: What are you talking about? We’ve been in about fifty fights and we’ve won every single one. Technically, we’re great at fighting!

#dnd
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liquidglue:

when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something

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mellarkish:

when the teacher says u can work in pairs and u and ur friend are like

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dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

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godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

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weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

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lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

(Source: javeliner, via ospreying)

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The things we love destroy us every time. Love no one but your children.

(Source: robbsthark, via winteriscoming-eventually)

#got
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Awwwww, is it International Bullshit Day again?
#Larry is canon guys #believe it
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pizzamaybe:

 

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