d... d... d...
...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
I got high last night, and woke with this on my table
Our party pauses to discuss our methods and gain perspective
Paladin: Well, our tactics aren’t well thought out, we’re not the best at fighting.
Cleric: What are you talking about? We’ve been in about fifty fights and we’ve won every single one. Technically, we’re great at fighting!
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
(Source: javeliner, via ospreying)
The things we love destroy us every time. Love no one but your children.
(Source: robbsthark, via winteriscoming-eventually)
Awwwww, is it International Bullshit Day again?
#Larry is canon guys #believe it