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grimelords:

You can’t let girls use your phone because they’ll take three different photos of the ‘too much’ cheese you grated to mock you. But it’s my phone, see, so I’m in control here.

Who’s laughing and eating handfuls of cheese long after dinner is over? It’s me.

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octobra:

octobra:

why was cinderella a virgin

because she always ran away from the balls

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trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

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some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

traaashhhhkat:

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

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allteensrelate:

Ariana GRANDE// BIG Sean????

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allteensrelate:

911: how can I help you?

me: there’s a spider and I’m scared

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

the amount of straight white boys “volunteering” themselves in my ask box is amazing

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Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.
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foodnun:

Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

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*gets hot partner*

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lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

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djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

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fraek:

i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

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paradisaic:

looking at the first page of a math test

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