takaaaaa:

You have to be a little bit of a douche to have someone like you.

Sadly enough, I’ve been nice to all the people I’ve liked and slowly that idea isn’t too bad. He’s been in a lot of relationships, he knows what he’s doing.

But the thing is I grew up knowing that I really don’t wanna treat someone I date like that, I want to be nice plain old me to win them over.

JUST SAYING.

ratherdielaughing:

i just searched portrait of overweight woman on log in forest

and got this

the internet has everything

i tested this with “baby riding a banana” and this is the result google gave me

(Source: tupacabra)