I’m babysitting my 2 year old sister and she wanted me to read her a bedtime story but her books are all an insult to literature everywhere, so I read her some Johnlock smut…
*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?
i hate that saying about “if someone is in your dreams that means they miss you” because danny devito has made numerous cameo appearances in my dreams before and i somehow doubt he misses me
When Arrested Development was being canceled, fans sent the producers frozen bananas.
When Roswell was being canceled, fans sent the producers bottles of tabasco sauce.
When Jericho was being canceled, fans sent the producers bags of peanuts.
I’m just saying, I think we all know why NBC decided to renew Hannibal.
Welcome to the gun show >:D
(aka another dumb one layer coloring practise)
sometimes it lasts to love but sometimes it hurts instead</3
i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”
- Roxy "Abuses her key to the teachers lounge" Lalonde
- Jane "Stole 13 pounds of icing from the cafeteria on a dare" Crocker
- Jake "Unknowingly carried a loaded weapon onto school grounds"English
- Dirk "Operates roller coasters at the amusement park as a job" Strider
- Kankri "Following in his father's footsteps and becoming an humans-rights activist" Vantas
- Damara "Answers the teachers questions with inappropriate answers in Japanese" Megido
- Rufio "Gets up an hour early to style his hair" Nitram
- Mituna "Unleashed a jar of bees in his class once because the teacher gave him detention" Captor
- Meulin "Part time adopter at her job at the local pet adoption center" Leijon
- Porrim "At the head of every protest at school" Maryam
- Latula "Gives skateboarding lessons to the kids at the elementary school" Pyrope
- Aranea "Gives helpful teaching notes to the teachers" Serket
- Horuss "Was suspended for having questionable objects in his locker after a school-wide locker search" Zahhak
- Kurloz "Probably apart of a cult" Makara
- Cronus "Slapped by everyone woman in his school" Ampora
- Meenah "Pawns other peoples valuables for the hell of it" Peixes