133,148 notes missymoobelle:

The high school guy

missymoobelle:

The high school guy

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snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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#rly tho #I hate truth or dare #I only ever played it once and actually enjoyed it #sn
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neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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#frick
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sexuallysassynonthreateninggay:

On scale of 1 to STOP ASKING ME THAT FUCKING QUESTION; how done do you think he is?

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nutastic:

Okay so apparently that Gnome Child in all the slayer posts is actually a 4 year old Runescape NPC who has the mental capacity of a wise old philosopher and speaks about philosophy and the existence of god and such

image

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45,210 notes snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

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fasterfood:

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

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dunwall:

parcelhare:

parcelhare:

I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”

i

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one-mandrinkinggamess:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation

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lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

image

 

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sxriusblack:

*sings* if you wanna be my lover, you’ve got to have extensive knowledge about harry potter

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#yea
184,266 notes

piewinchesters:

The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche

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#yea #les mis is the way to go
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darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

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