apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
this gives me hope.
matilda continues to give me lifeI actually sat down and read the first book tonight on my kindle. Mainly because it was FREE on Amazon. The Boss is infinitely better than 50 Shades of Grey.
Feb 28, 2013 - By wearing different colored hats, over 2,600 employees at Genentech (in San Francisco) celebrated the 60th anniversary of the discovery of DNA
holy heck this is brilliant!
the science is strong in this one
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this
studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist